the little moments that make my world go round

this made me laugh

I normally despise forwards, but seeing as this one was from family, and it’s actually pretty darn funny, I am passing it on to the world. đŸ™‚

1. I think part of a best friend’s job should be to immediately clear
your computer history if you die.

2. Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you
realize you’re wrong.

3. I totally take back all those times I didn’t want to nap when I was
younger.

4. There is great need for a sarcasm font.

5. How the heck are you supposed to fold a fitted sheet?

6. Was learning cursive really necessary?

7. Map Quest really needs to start their directions on #5. I’m pretty
sure I know how to get out of my neighborhood.

8. Obituaries would be a lot more interesting if they told you how the
person died.

9. I can’t remember the last time I wasn’t at least kind of tired.

10. Bad decisions make good stories.

11. You never know when it will strike, but there comes a moment at
work when you know that you just aren’t going to do anything
productive for the rest of the day.

12. Can we all just agree to ignore whatever comes after Blue Ray? I
don’t want to have to restart my collection…again.

13. I’m always slightly terrified when I exit out of Word and it asks
me if I want to save any changes to my ten-page research paper
that I swear I did not make any changes to.

14. “Do not machine wash or tumble dry” means I will never wash this –
ever.

15. I hate when I just miss a call by the last ring (Hello? Hello?
Dang it!), but when I immediately call back, it rings nine times
and goes to voicemail. What did you do after I didn’t answer? Drop the
phone and run away?

16. I hate leaving my house confident and looking good and then not
seeing anyone of importance the entire day. What a waste.

17. I keep some people’s phone numbers in my phone just so I know not
to answer when they call.

18. I think the freezer deserves a light as well.

19. I disagree with Kay Jewelers. I would bet on any given Friday or
Saturday night more kisses begin with Miller than Kay.

20. I wish Google Maps had an “Avoid Ghetto” routing option

21. Sometimes, I’ll watch a movie that I watched when I was younger and
suddenly realize I had no idea what the heck was going on
when I first saw it.

22. I would rather try to carry 10 plastic grocery bags in each hand
than take 2 trips to bring my groceries in.

23. The only time I look forward to a red light is when I’m trying to
finish a text.

24. I have a hard time deciphering the fine line between boredom and
hunger.

25. How many times is it appropriate to say “What?” before you just
nod and smile because you still didn’t hear or understand a word
they said?

26. I love the sense of camaraderie when an entire line of cars team
up to prevent a jerk from cutting in at the front. Stay strong, brothers

and sisters!

27. Shirts get dirty. Underwear gets dirty. Pants? Pants never get
dirty, and you can wear them forever.

28. Is it just me or do high school kids get dumber & dumber every
year?

29. There’s no worse feeling than that millisecond you’re sure you are
going to die after leaning your chair back a little too far.

30. As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate
drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate
cyclists.

31. Sometimes I’ll look down at my watch 3 consecutive times and
still not know what time it is.

32. Even under ideal conditions people have trouble locating their car
keys in a pocket, finding their cell phone, and Pinning the Tail on the
Donkey – but I’d bet my all everyone can find and push the snooze
button from 3 feet away, in about 1.7 seconds, eyes closed, first time,
every time

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3 responses

  1. Wow, I need to print your list out and post it on a board–lots of wisdom.

    #7 Amen to that.

    #27 I think that sums up undergrad for me–pants are never dirty.

    #31 When I used to wear a watch I did the same thing. Now that I use my phone and have to push a button to see the time–it seems like I am better at remembering.

    April 14, 2010 at 1:27 am

  2. Julia

    #1 – implies that what your friend was doing on her computer was ina ppropriate – not a good assumption.

    #4 – i don’t agree with this. sarcasm is never the right way to respond, written or not.

    #23 – if you’re texting and driving, whether at a light or not, you shouldn’t be driving – period.

    overall, not a good list –

    April 14, 2010 at 12:40 pm

    • snappy009

      I look at it more as a list of funny things meant to be witty, not an actual way to live your life or do things.

      April 14, 2010 at 3:44 pm

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